Please watch this! My husband got accepted as a YouTube employee! This is his daily news update, featuring me, and some gross shit. Take a look! Like, share, reblog, comment!
How to get Revenge on your Wife - YouTube
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Look around you. Appreciate what you have. Nothing will be the same in a year.
i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
(via sempiternalink)
“hey, what happened to the d-pad on my controller? did it just walk away??”
“yep. it downright up and left.”
